Hi!If you read this post I guess you are a Blogvasion reader?! Man or woman? Well, it does not matter. Why? I will answer this question at the end of the post if you do not mind. Be sure there is no gender discrimination at Blogvasion. Even the “Dream Team” consists of 4 women and 3 men. Still we, women are in majority. Not only “Dream Team” but world statistics show the same results. But human beings are of different opinion about man and women smartness. And today I decided to cover this topic with humor. Though there always is the seed of truth in every joke.
According to the jokes-o-matic.com:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
And the Math of Life is:
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Now the answer to your question: Why the gender does not matter for the BLOGVASION?
Smart man and smart woman both read BLOGVASION posts ;-)
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References:
http://www.jokes-o-matic.com/jokes/THE-MATHS-OF-LIFE-Smart-man-Smart-woman-romance-Smart-man-dumb.html
http://www.jokes-o-matic.com/jokes/Men-vs-Women-Round-1.html
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